Conspiracy theories seem very popular these days. That or they always were but social media is actively making them more visible. Anyway, I like the idea of making shit up and claiming that it is fact. Seems much easier than having to provide pesky things like evidence. So Here goes:

My brain (or maybe even some higher being/power) has provided me with the exact year the world will end, along with undeniable evidence that this is indeed correct (I’m a bit worried the evidence stops this from being a real conspiracy theory though). Anyway, I’ll start with the evidence:

  • God counts in base 12 (12 tribes of Israel, 12 disciples, 144,000 people in heaven &c.)
  • All the people who thought the world would end in the year 2,000 were correct, there was just a translation issue between them and God.
  • Finally the clincher, the year 2000 if you count in 12s not 10s is the year 3,456.

That’s right the year three, four, five, six, this cannot be a coincidence. QED.

By some stroke of luck this is no time soon, so in the short term no-one will be able to disprove this prediction of the end of days.