It is often noted that as we go through life it feels like time is speeding up. I thoroughly believe that this is because time is speeding up! There is evidently a global government conspiracy to reduce the length of days (as perceived by us) with the goal of making people believe that they are living longer (life expectancy isn’t really going up it’s just that the days go by faster and therefore years are shorter).

You may ask how such a thing could be achieved without clock time going out of sync with days and nights… Well the global elite have discovered a way to increase the earths gravitational pull increasing time dilation as predicted by Einstein (as usual every measurable predication from Einstein has been thoroughly verified with measurements).

I am unsure how the global elite have managed to increase our gravitational well without crushing us all, but I’m sure they have thought of something clever.