Well my irony meter just broke. A man who has just walked into a church needing 4 children to be with him to carry his clothes apparently ‘comes not to be served but to serve’. I guess it’s good to start with a joke.

Well, the highlight was that the commentator kept saying ‘fucking Charles’ or at least that’s what I heard. I guess it may be more likely he was saying ‘For king Charles’. Oh well.